What would each zodiac sign do if their ex started a totally not true rumor about them?

Its happened to me... but only i cant do anything about it for a while xD. So, have fun and be creative! ^^What would each zodiac sign do if their ex started a totally not true rumor about them?
Let's say the rumor is that they're all girls (the signs) and their ex told people they kissed a girl.



Aries: No, you f*cking son of a b*tch, you as*whole, *beats them up* no wonder I broke up with you, bastard.



Taurus: *Nom Nom* what? You did that? HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT I KISSED A GIRL!! I'M NOT A LESBIAN! ..... want some of my pie?



Gemini: What the f*ck is your problem? Burn in hell, moron! Speaking of hell, do you think I'll go there? I stole a baby's candy yesterday. You know what else I did yesterday? I played poker with my friends. Poker is a fun game right?



Leo: No how could you?! HOW COULD YOU?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!!! I'm too perfect for you.. that's it.



Cancer: *CRYS* I thought you *sniff* stilled liked me! I'm not a lesbian! *sniff* *mood swing* who would believe that though?

Ex: EVERYONE!

Cancer: *CRYS*



Virgo: Hmm, judging by what I know about you, you did that because your jealous and still love me.

Ex: No!

Virgo: OK, fat*ss.



Libra: You know, I still am in the mood for a little 'loving' :)

Ex: I'm not calling off the rumor!

Libra: awwwwwww. screw the loving thing then!



Scorpio: I swear my revenge, if it's the last thing I do.. mwahahaha *starts rumor about ex* HAHA!



Sagittaruis: I did not kiss a girl... I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT! THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHAP STICK!

Ex: So you did kiss her?

Sagittaruis: No, it's a song, dumb *ss!



Capricorn: OK I'M SUING! *gets about 1000 lawyers* MWAHAHAHA!



Aquarius: Oh come on! Your being really stupid, it's been 2 years!



Pisces: *snaps awake* You did WHAT?! *Throws tantrum* NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
Oh it already happened. I sued my ex in court, and got him fired from his job. I turned all his friends against him and dated one of them. I also ended up with like everything he owned. He had to buy like a new everything, because he Knows he was wrong. I am guessing he knew deep down that he deserved everything he got from me.

I'm a Scorpio Venus by the way.What would each zodiac sign do if their ex started a totally not true rumor about them?
Aries: Aw hell no! *Seeks out ex and confronts*

Taurus: That's all ****, I mean bull-****. %26gt;:| (Pun.)

Gemini: *Had already spread a rumor about ex having STDS* Gotta do better loser. :)%26gt;

Cancer: Y-you hated me that much? T_T *sniffle* ... *Bursts into tears*



Leo: I have too much dignity to lower myself to your level. *Walks away with nose in the air*

Virgo: Nu uh girl you just jealous of what you could have had! You can ***** all you want but by the end of the goddam day you know you jealous. *lolls head*

Libra: Rumors? About me? Haha! You is so funny, now go on and find out who spread that rumor bout how small you is.

Scorpio: *Whispers as we walks past ex dramatically* Just you wait. *Glare*

EX: *Trips into a girl's boobs and gets beaten up.*

Scorpio: Sucess. *Peace of Mind*



Sagittarius: No you did not! I do not have a fat lip, okay! *gets into an argument and then fight*

Capricorn: Fraud, we shall meet in court a week from now, be prepared! Butthead.

Aquarius: *Psychological torment on ex*

EX: N-no I'm sorry, please.. no more TELETUBBIES! AHHH.

Pisces: Dude you need to chill, here listen to the waves, wooosh, now die! *Pushes EX off cliff*
Hey that cool girl named Cindy.



My name is Cindy too :O We should make an army %26gt;=]



Anywho...



Aries - Not give a damn lol just probably ignore them and party it up

Taurus - Mmm...they would probably eat something to calm themselves

Gemini- Start rumor with which is 10x worse and confront them

Cancer - Get pissed off and but doesn't do anything till they see their ex again and gets revenge

Leo - Probably loves the attention good or bad and

Virgo - Think they are moronic for starting one and confront them

Libra - Joins in with Gemini and together are unstoppable

Scorpio- Blackmails them

Sagittarius- They are partying it up with Aries

Capricorn - Doesn't give a damn either too busy with work no time to play with games

Aquarius - Doesn't care and moves on with their life and is having more fun

Pisces - Get's hurt and retreats to their fantasy worldWhat would each zodiac sign do if their ex started a totally not true rumor about them?
Cool question!



Based on my experience:



Aries: meet up face-to-face with their ex and make them apologize no matter what it takes. Nobody dares spread rumors about THEM of all people!

Taurus: remain totally indifferent and unmoved. People know you. So why would they believe some silly rumor from somebody you broke up with?

Gemini: yeah I agree on this. Will spread a worse rumor than their ex can imagine (but I'd also confront them and make them say it to the world that it isn't true).

Cancer: get hurt from inside but will try to remain strong on the outside and take the advice of a nice friend to help them in clearing the issue.

Leo: *oh so he/she's got the guts to do THIS to me?!* goes to their ex in a rage and demands that they solve the misunderstand or may even get physical with them.

Virgo: Considering everything, this rumor about me is just hogwash. You have better things to do than listen to them rant on about something untrue anyway.

Libra: will ignore them but might be thinking up of peace terms or a heated conversation.

Scorpio: stalk their ex and probably kill them when they least expect it.

Sagittarius: *Huh! How could they be so stupid? They don't even know who I am to mess with me like that! Liars!*

Capricorn: call their ex and tell them off in a cold way.

Aquarius: observe the situation and then plan accordingly on how to turn the tables.

Pisces: dream about finding another boyfriend/girlfriend who'd never do this.



Nice one but it's got my brain fried. Lol.
lol Im reading this and I just have to say the things for Gemini are way true.

I'm a Gemini girl and if someone started a rumor about me (which they did), I would confront them then say something worse and just continue on and on until I get bored.

So great job guys! :)



It's okay. Just forget about it. Some dude started a rumor that I had a third nipple on my vagina. Yup.
Zodiac signs don't do anything. They're sign... inanimate objects... like rocks