Aries - They probably would've murdered them.. lol, if they hated them enough... if they didn't they'd throw a biig tantrum in court. "YOUR HONOR! HOW DARE YOU BLAME AN INNOCENT TOWNIE!! THAT"S NOT FAIR. I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!"
Taurus - Is clearly innocent. "Your honor, on the night that man got murdered, I was in bed. Sure, I live next door. I heard a scream. I even called the cops! So how can you accuse me?" give puppy eyes.
Gemini - In court is talking on the phone "mhmm, tell him what?" get off the phone. "Your honor, my friend told me to tell you ... do you like waffles?"
Cancer - Cries "How to you accuse ME?! I was in bed on October 31th when he got murdered.. I don't like scary stuff so I go to bed early that day!!" sniff "honest!"
Leo - "I'm wayyyy to awesome to even bother with this"
Virgo - "You know, it seems more logical that a crazy man killed him rather than an innocent housewife, mother of 3" smiles. Charges are dropped.. lol
Libra - sigh "I don't have time for this BS..." flirts there way out.
Scorpio - more tantrum throwing "OHH MYY GOOODD!! HOW DAREEE YOU ARREST ME AND PUT ME IN A COURT WHEN I COULD BE COMMITTING ADULTERY!.... uh.. oh..."
Sagittaruis - "Ok, i didn't murder this person, He was murdered on Halloween right? Ask any of my friends, I ... WAS... PARTYING!!!" friends nod and show photos.
Capricorn - Has about 10 lawyers ready to sue for accusing him.
Aquarius - says something really weird like "I'm a water bearer, not a killer.."
Pisces - DAYDREAMING!
ARIES: Get angry... lots of yelling.. throwing things... maybe hitting the accuser.
TAURUS: Lie over and grab a sandwich.. Let the accuser have his word and then stubbornly say "NO" over and over again.
GEMINI: Would first be delighted to hear the accuser's piece, then would randomly burst into rage. Then peace again. Rage.
CANCER: Would burst into tears and sob... Someone died!!!
LEO: Would ask if his hair looks good today, and would be appalled that the accuser would think he'd let his threads gets dirty with blood!
VIRGO: Would analyze the situation. Make graphs and charts. And try to solve the murder, thereby declaring own innocence.
LIBRA: Would wonder if they did it... Maybe,
SCORPIO: Would kill the accuser and hide the body in a ravine.
SAGITTARIUS: Would ponder the question philosophically. Murder? In what way? Psychologically? Sexually? I may have committed the latter.
CAPRICORN: Wouldn't notice s/he is being accused. They're too busy working!
AQUARIUS: Would tell you their lengthy humanitarian record and visions for the future.
PISCES: Wouldn't notice you there. They're too deep in their own dreams and fantasy to notice something is wrong. Sorry.What would each Zodiac sign do if they got accused of a murder?
Aries: Will burst into tears while screaming "IT WASN'T ME, b*tch".
Taurus: Will try to escape without saying anything.Officers go, "He is nowhere to be found".
Gemini: Will say, "Officer, instead of wasting your time with me, you should investigate the crime scene. In forensic class, I learned that you can actually get the dna of the murderer right near the murder area. By the way, research shows there have been 200 murder cases that totally resemble what you have just described. My friend Eric once actually saw one happening blah blah blah" The officer gets irritated and goes "Enough you mercury boy! Let me handcuff you now". Gemini, "Wait, I aint done telling you the whole story of what happened".
Cancer: Bursts into tears and goes, "This society is screwed, I hate you officer, I hate you mom, I hate everyone, I hate myself, you dont understand me, how can an innocent sweet little me kill somebody, WAHAHAWAH". Now officer, "You are such a tragedy queen, Mr Crab".
Leo: Goes with pride, "How dare you even enter my den? I am a respected citizen of this city. Do you have any idea how popular I am? Ask anyone my name and you will only hear only about my charisma. Even your senior came last time to my VIP party". Officer, "You are under arrest for being under influence. It seems you do not even remember that right now you are standing in the city's main drain. Just after the murder we saw the killer running towards it. Could it be that you were the one?"
Virgo: Gets mad and says, "This is so unfair. I am innocent. At 2: 30am when the murder took place I was in my bathroom washing my hair with Oxiclean".
Libra: Startled he goes, "Who? Me? I can't do it....this is not possible. I was that time with Klara having sex in her apartment. If you don't believe it, just call her". Officer says, "We did speak to Klara, Mr Diplomatic and according to her, you left her apartment at 2:05am". Libra says, "Yeah, I did, but I didn't leave the building. I actually went upstairs to have sex with Sasha Hensons. Call her up and she will tell you. The officer calls and then tells, "She said you left her apartment right at 2:05am. Now what is that Mr. Diplomatic?" Libra states, "there is a daylight saving time mistake officer. But hey you still can't accuse me like that. After getting out of Sasha's house I went down to floor 2 where I had sex with Jenna Franklin". Officer, "No more of this bs, You are under arrest. We found your pink pajamas right in the crime scene!"
Scorpio: goes, "Yes, I was the one who killed him. It was my revenge. That son of a b*tch hit my chihuahua ".
Sagittarius: He gets an heart attack on hearing the word "arrest". So he gets admitted to ICU.
Capricorn: He gets frightened and asks the officer to speak as softly as possible so that the neighbors don't hear anything. On hearing everything then he says, "I am innocent, but I am ready to cooperate with you. I am ready to go with you to PD for question and answer session but I won't stay in jail. Just give me 5 minutes. I need to dress up" The officer says "Okay, Mr. Monee Practicalistan. We'll wait, but make it quick". After 5 minutes Capricorn comes and officers get shocked. He asks"Mr Practicalistan, why are you dressed up as Santa Claus?" Capricorn goes, "So that when I get out neighbors and other city people don't recognize me. I don't want my reputation to be tarnished. Didn't you see my picture comes in Wall Street Journal? They all know me as one of the top CEOs". Officer goes, "You are so weird!"
Aquarius: Goes, "I object, this is violation of human rights. I need a lawyer and if only he permits I will speak".
Pisces: Gets teary eyes and goes, "I believe in saving lives...not taking them! Also I actually fell asleep at 1pm while reading my bedtime story.....n I woke today at 1pm. "
I would freak the hell out.. and cry and and ..have a mental breakdown and swear that I did not do it. Lol.What would each Zodiac sign do if they got accused of a murder?
I would pick you apart until you admitted I was right
Lmao! Agree with the poster above me!
I KNOW I would run for the mountains. They will never find me in the mountains.
XD
i would probably be freaked out myself that someone's been murdered.....
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